SighWren

Life's like a movie, write your own ending...Keep believing, keep pretending...

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Nate:
(can't find Hardison on a con)
Nate:
(over the building's intercom) PARKER IS CRAZY AND HEARTLESS.
Hardison:
(over coms) I HOPE YOU LIKE COMPUTER VIRUSES MOTHERFUCKER.
Eliot:
(bursts in) YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
Sophie:
IT'S OVER, NATE. FOR GOOD.
Tara:
(calls Nate from Paris) I WILL CUT YOU.
Parker:
(from the vents) You're not wrong.
Nate:
What even

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sourcedumal:

elfyourmother:

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destronomics:

zevsrainai:

Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important. You may want to start with something like this.

Look at these charming BrOTP motherfuckers.

My kingdom for Guinan and Riker seducing the galaxy for great justice fic.

LOVING THIS!

But for real, they was fuckin tho

why do ppl always call a white guy and a black woman with obvious UST flirting like crazy “brotp” meanwhile two white guys look at each other once and ppl lose their minds writing porn epics in the tags lol

You know, I didn’t even catch that shit…
The fuck outta here with this brOTP shit.

THEY FUCKIN

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idolisme:

searsraes:

lizzie-mcguires:

Hernando, it’s me… please call me back, I lost a flip flop.

#i feel personally attacked by this

#one time hernando’s phone died when lito went grocery shopping and lito ended up staring hopelessly at a selection of frozen peas #for like an hour #another time lito crashed his car into a telephone pole resulting in a really bad concussion and called hernando before an ambulance #in fact lito never called the ambulance #hernando called the ambulance while lito stayed on the other line repeating hernando’s name until hernando checked back in with him #then the hospital asked for two emergency contacts and lito put hernando down twice #and flipped through the rest of the blank intake forms before handing them to hernando

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lynne-monstr:

The real debate is whether or not Eliot is deliberately making a Princess Bride reference.

#one night he sat eliot and parker down to watch the movie with him because it was his duty to impart this pearl of cultural knowledge#and about halfway through he realized eliot’s scathing commentary was a little too clued in#and that eliot was just messing with him#he loves that movie as much as hardison (lynne-monstr)

Headcanon fucking accepted!

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moneyhungryyy:
“ flyandfamousblackgirls:
“ “I used to hate how dark I would get in the summertime, growing up mom warned me about playing in the sun because I’d get “as black as a bicycle seat”. I had to unlearn some internalized anti-blackness to be...

moneyhungryyy:

flyandfamousblackgirls:

“I used to hate how dark I would get in the summertime, growing up mom warned me about playing in the sun because I’d get “as black as a bicycle seat”. I had to unlearn some internalized anti-blackness to be able to appreciate the gift of having rich dark skin.  I used to be afraid of orange, and bright colors, as they only highlighted how dark I was, now I LOVE IT!“

- Angelica Ross

One of my favorite black women of trans experience who deserves way more recognition for all the work she does.

Holy shit she’s so beautiful

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mulder-are-you-suggesting:

Autistic Dana Scully and Autistic Fox Mulder writing long, rambling, philosophical monologues into their field reports because they have trouble being concise and deciding what information is relevant. Also, they just really love monologuing.

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