Life's like a movie, write your own ending...Keep believing, keep pretending...

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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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parallel universes theories are scary because they’re all like “there’s infinite amounts of other worlds with other yous where every possibility happens!” and like. that means there’s a me that isn’t sarcastic. or there’s a me that’s a republican. or there’s a me that’s straight. terrifying.

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